Wisdom Lives in Words

Memorable Quotes by Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
Abe Lemons
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One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Abe Lemons
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Abe Lemons
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Abe Lemons
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
Abe Lemons
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Abe Lemons
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Abe Lemons